Hot chick on cell, sadly: I finished the new Harry Potter… It was good, but now I just feel so empty inside. –Penn Station Overheard by: Muggle willing to fill you back up Frat boy chucking aside a book: Reading porn just isn’t the same. –Central Park Hobo selling books: This book’s called Corner Stores in the Middle of the Block. That’s deep. I’ll tell you what else is deep: I realized that women only pay attention to me when I’m with other women… So I started hanging out with lesbians… –1 train Overheard by: Mikey T Teen: So, this one time I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for moving all the Bibles to the ‘Fiction’ section… –74th & Columbus Blonde: Isn’t Radio Shack a bookstore? –Washington Square Park