Guy to cooks: So, do you guys just sit around all night making up medieval names for each other? –Pizza shop, 2nd Ave & St. Mark’s Pl Overheard by: mangledorf Nerd on cell: I waited five years to get a girlfriend, and I finally got one and I just couldn’t take it! –Dunkin’ Donuts, 14th St Overheard by: Jo Chick on cell: Whoa, did I just refer to Voldemort in a romantic context? What is happening to me? –Harlem Overheard by: Ladle Dork: Wow, 200 points of magic! Well, that would truly be a day of sorcery. –LIRR NYU student: So, Yoda is more masculine than Sophocles? –NYU Overheard by: waphle