Rich lady: I bought this outfit for myself to make up for my miserable youth. –Union Square West Overheard by: Zac Yuppie to toddler sitting on friend’s lap: … And the benefit of wearing Nike clothing is that it’s made by children not much older than you. –Central Park Overheard by: Ardbeg78 Trendy chick: I can’t go to places like Forever 21 and Urban Outfitters ’cause they study and watch me on camera, ripping off my style. –Bar, 14th St & Ave B Overheard by: Karl Karlson Girl: Trench coats are never a good sign. –M14D bus, 1st Ave Overheard by: melanie Loud queer to friend: Ummm, do you know where I can get some Lycra spandex leopard-print leggings? –The Village Overheard by: S