Guy to girlfriend: Every time I get pissed, I’ll list a person who’s dead. –Washington Square Park Overheard by: Rachel Graham Mom to four-year-old daughter: So, let me get this straight. Everybody was dead, then you walked in the street, and then you got kidnapped? And then you got killed? –86th & Lex Girlfriend to boyfriend: Seeing the genitals of a corpse is, like, a huge turn-off. –Bodies Exhibit, Fulton St Overheard by: Secret Asian Woman: So I called her and I asked her, ‘Did you die?’ And she said, ‘No!’ –Pearl River Mart, Soho Dude on cell: He’s dead? Yes! –St. Mark’s Pl Overheard by: Adam