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Middle-schooler: Self-mutilation is so gay!

--Q60 bus

Overheard by: Gregorio

Black lady: She gay? Oh, well, then keep her away from me. I don't like gay people. They's too charmin'.

--D train

Southern girl: I have this theory that all black guys are gay.

--Lafayette & Houston

Teen girl to friend, passing clipboard activists: I don't get it. What are they doing, selling gay rights?

--Columbus Ave, Upper West Side

Overheard by: wasn't in the mood to buy any gay rights that day

Guy to another: ... And it wouldn't be gay because we wouldn't tell anyone!

--NYU

Overheard by: Artiste