Middle-schooler: Self-mutilation is so gay! –Q60 bus Overheard by: Gregorio Black lady: She gay? Oh, well, then keep her away from me. I don’t like gay people. They’s too charmin’. –D train Southern girl: I have this theory that all black guys are gay. –Lafayette & Houston Teen girl to friend, passing clipboard activists: I don’t get it. What are they doing, selling gay rights? –Columbus Ave, Upper West Side Overheard by: wasn’t in the mood to buy any gay rights that day Guy to another: … And it wouldn’t be gay because we wouldn’t tell anyone! –NYU Overheard by: Artiste