Gold digger to friend: Yeah, I’m done with doctors. I want an architect. –E 80th St Overheard by: hannah g Annoyed JAP: So, he told me that I would date my way out of the Upper East Side. –Ladies’ room, Johnny’s Uptown Overheard by: Grover Patient to receptionist: She no-showed on me, too, but I didn’t like her anyway because she has Alzheimer’s, and she’s a gold digger. –Dentist’s office JAP: I mean, I was raised never thinking I would ever have to take care of myself. –Penn Station Chick: I mean, he’s, like, a little unstable. He just seems a little wired, but he works for a hedge fund, so… –77th & 3rd