Woman to her crying child: A man is going to take you. –Barnes & Noble Overheard by: Caitlin Asian mom to child in stroller: You feel trapped? Well, so do I. Now you know how I feel. –51st & 3rd Mom to whining child: Too bad, so sad. Your mom looks like your dad. –JFK Mom on cell: Shut the hell up or you’re not going to choir camp… –32nd & Lex Woman with wailing baby: God, I wish I was high — you would be so funny right now! –V train Mom to screaming toddler: If you could stop doing that, I’d appreciate it. –Ascan Ave & Queens Blvd Overheard by: me too.