And You're Thinking of the Amish

Guy #1, about wireless: So, yours isn't secure?
Guy #2: Nah, I just leave it open because I know no one is trying to use it.
Guy #1: How do you know that?
Guy #2: Are you kidding me? I've got nothing but Hasidic Jews living 360 degrees around me.
Guy #1: So...
Guy #2: They don't use computers!
Guy #1: You're an asshole.

--B train

Overheard by: Can you say antisemitism?