But Shhh! I'm Telling Him the Sex Is "Safe"

Young girl to brother: Hey, you better get home or I'm gonna tell Mom that you stole that money from her purse.
Little boy: You do that, bitch, and I'm gonna tell Durell you got your period when you were nine.
Young girl: Mothafuckah, that was, like, last year!

--Ave A

Overheard by: Padraic. Your Prince