And, of Course, the Cycle of Violence

Little boy: Where are we going, Joseph*?
Huge American Indian in floor-length fur coat: I'm your grandpa. If you call me Joseph, I'll kick your ass.
Little boy: Why?
Huge American Indian in floor-length fur coat: It's about respect.

--9th & 4th station, Park Slope

Overheard by: Glad my grandpas are dead