I Can Send You to a Blockbuster, but I Charge a Finder's Fee

Chinese lady hawker: DVD! DVD! DVD!
Southerner lady: Do y'all have The Sound of Music?
Chinese lady hawker: New DVD only! Charlotte Web! New James Bond!
Southerner lady: They just get everything first in New York, don't they? So... Y'all don't have The Sound of Music?

--Canal St

Overheard by: Miss Megan