She Works for EHarmony

Fat lady: Whew! Hey, I think I just found the love of my life! The subway conductor! [People smile.] Wooo! He's got a nice package! [People look away.] I tell ya, one night with him -- you'll never forget it! Where are we? Is this 34th? Look out! Clear the way! Wide load comin' through! Have a wonderful day! [She exits, then screeches from the platform as train moves away] I love youuu!

--R train