Thanks, Dad.

45-year-old man: ... And since I'm on my way to a business meeting, this drink I just bought you is tax deductible.
College girl: Well, that's nice, I guess.
45-year-old man: Yeah, you've got a big butt and you're tax deductible. That's how I like them.

--Coffee Shop Bar, 14th St

Headline by: Snark Sloper

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· "Accountant Pickup Line #65337-2366-26637-1" - Works For Me
· "Baby Got Back. -- Cf, Form 1040 Schedule C Line 27" - chris
· "Monica Lewinsky: This Sounds Familiar..." - D. Kareem
· "Until She Capital Gains All That Weight" - Vasyl


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