45-year-old man: … And since I’m on my way to a business meeting, this drink I just bought you is tax deductible.
College girl: Well, that’s nice, I guess.
45-year-old man: Yeah, you’ve got a big butt and you’re tax deductible. That’s how I like them. –Coffee Shop Bar, 14th St Headline by: Snark Sloper Runners-Up:
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· “Until She Capital Gains All That Weight” – Vasyl
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