Dude #1: We need more females for spring break… Who else can we invite? Nicole?
Dude #2: But then Joe will have to come, and I don’t care for him.
Dude #1: Julie says he’s changed since high school, though. Like, matured.
Dude #2: Hmmm, interesting.
Dude #1: Yeah, food for thought… Or for starving children in Somalia.

–St. John’s University

Overheard by: Peter G.