"Dear Jason, Thanks for the Compliment -- I Think. LOL! Joy"

Creepster #1: So, I wrote her an e-mail that said, 'Your titties look really nice. They look really succulent.'
Creepster #2: You wrote 'succulent'?
Creepster #1: Yeah, I said, 'Your titties look succulent in photo number five.'
Creepster #2: That's fucked up.
Creepster #1: I know, but...

--Union & Smith, Brooklyn

Overheard by: crowin