Hot chick on cell: Important question: Which is more painful, cum in your eye, or Caesar salad dressing in your eye? –Columbia University Overheard by: Ladle Dude on cell: … Because I’m a pastry chef, and my semen tastes like ice cream. –Soho Ghetto girl on cell: So he said to me, ‘Suck my cum for five dollars,’ and I was like… –St. Mark’s & Broadway Overheard by: Stilettofem Chick: I have no agreements for future procurement of sperm. –Harlem Overheard by: Meister Hipster chick on cell: Why were you and Voldemort sharing sperm? –140th & Broadway Overheard by: Ladle