Man to crying woman he just chased down the street: What did you want me to do?! Lie and say that you’re a good writer? –25th & Madison Overheard by: Jocelyn Chick to friend: But I only lie when I know no one will find out! –Union Square Kid to friends, repeatedly: Yo — animals… They don’t know how to lie. –6th St, between 1st Ave & Ave A Overheard by: anthony recchia Bimbette: Yeah, I’ve been to hundreds of Catholic churches… I still lie. –St. Patrick’s Cathedral Overheard by: are you proud of this?

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