A Wednesday One-Liner Is Worth a Thousand Words

Cheerful lady taking photos: Smile! Say, 'Shit'!

--20th & Park

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Chick with camera: I am gonna Flickr the fuck out of you!

--Burp Castle, 7th & 2nd

Overheard by: Still dazzled by the flash

Hippie chick: Yeah, I put up a picture of her on my site -- the one of her on the couch. It was the only picture where she didn't have two dicks in her.

--Thai restaurant, Park Slope

Angry man, about his ex: I was looking at her picture and got mad right away. You know instant oatmeal? I was instant angry.

--Staten Island Ferry

Overheard by: KristenH

Man with accent, into pay phone: I have the pictures! With the girl, yes! ... Vagina in them! Yes!

--W 4th St