Wednesday One-Liners Look Busy When the Foreman Comes Around

Hardhat: Sometimes I like pissing on the sawdust floor and seeing the dust come right back up in the air.

--Bryant Park

Overheard by: TVontheFritz

Black hardhat to hot chick: Will you be my screensaver?

--19th & 6th

Overheard by: Philip

Hardhat: This whole street smells like panties!

--43rd & 8th

Big hardhat, after bumped by lady: Yo, I'm tryin' to be Italian over here!

--64th & 1st

Overheard by: Rich Templeton