Girl: That "I'm Really Catholic" Ploy Works Every Time

Dude #1: Did you go home with that girl last night?
Dude #2: Yeah, I was up all night. She was like a fucking porn star -- stuck her finger in my ass!
Dude #1: Porn star? That girl had a face fit for radio! And she told me that she was really Catholic!
Dude #2: I told her I've only been with two girls, and then I tried to stick it in her ass!
Dude #1: You are a real scumbag!

--36th & 3rd

Overheard by: Peter Persico