Checking to See If He Lives with His Mother

Lady: What are you doing today?
Man: Nothing.
Lady, suddenly excited: By the way, do you do laundry?
Man: Yeah, why?
Lady: Well, I never heard you talking about doing your laundry before.
Man: Okay... Why would I want to talk about doing my laundry? [Rolls his eyes.]
Lady, embarrassed: I hate when you're right.

--D train

Overheard by: Ana