Hey, What Are Friends For?

Girl: Men are dicks.
Friend: It's alright. You'll get a new guy soon -- you're cute!
Girl: I know. I'm just sad.
Friend: Well, the sun will come out tomorrow. Have you ever heard of it being cloudy forever? No, because that's impossible... Except for after a nuclear holocaust, in which case you should just kill yourself.

--4th & Mercer