Have You Located the Controls of Your Spacecraft Yet?

Lady: I'm pretty sure I think about sex a lot less than other women my age. I mean, I never ever really wanted to have sex with anyone, and the only people I have ever had sex with have been those to throw themselves at me...
Male friend: What about other women?
Lady: I don't think any women ever really want to have sex. I think they just do it out of pressure and curiosity, because really, it's not that good.

--Sri Lankan restaurant, 5th & 1st