Man pushing stroller: Do we have a bottle?
Bitchy wife: No, we have my breasts. –Prospect Park Overheard by: Aaron Padwee Headline by: Danny Runners-Up:
· “I Can’t Beat You With Those” – Digeridude
· “I Meant for the Baby.” – thisdaydreamer
· “Shall I Preheat Them For You?” – Mike Curry
· “They’re in the Diaper Bag” – Bri
· “Well Pop a Top, Beeyotch!” – Pozo
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