Comedy hawker: Don’t be afraid, folks. I’m just a friendly black guy, and if you buy tickets from me, I promise not to talk shit about you when you leave! –Outside McDonald’s, 42nd St Overheard by: Geneva Young entrepreneur: Cold beer here! Cold water here! We gots the loosies! We got cold loosies, we got things I can’t say out loud… –Cony Island AM New York guy: Free AM New York! Some things in New York are free, folks! When I first came here I got my butt kicked. That was free! –34th & 7th Metro paper guy: Free fans! Free Metro fans! Free fans! –35th & 9th Overheard by: That’s all they’re good for Girl handing out posters: Free paper cuts! Free paper cuts! Anyone? Free paper cuts! –Zune: Live at the BBQ concert Overheard by: passed on the poster Another Metro paper guy: Metro! Free paper! Karl Rove leaves White House to form his own Nazi party! –33rd & Park Overheard by: beestiegirl Comedy flyer guy: Live comedy! Do not take this flyer! Good job! –Times Square Overheard by: MissPinkKate