Bimbette to friend: I love him so much! He’s, like, so ugly he’s cute!

–Luna Park, Union Square

Overheard by: Maren

Heartbroken co-ed after Scott Proctor gives up game-tying home run to Blue Jays: Why must you hurt me when I have shown you nothing but love?!

–Yankee Stadium, Section 41, Row E

Overheard by: Bleacher Creature

Old woman: I love all of my sons, but my middle son is one of those freaks of nature.

–1 train

Brit on cell: Shut up! … Well, you’re going to have to shut up and listen to me so I can get others to love you, too!

–M6 bus, Church & Spring

Overheard by: But I love you

Middle-aged hipster lady to boyfriend: You only think about yourself. I love that!

–Bedford Ave