Enormous black lady on cell, laughing: What you do to my baby? What you do to my baby?! Ewww! You threw up on my baby?! Why you threw up on my baby?! You better watch it — I got you! I’m gonna get you! –Staten Island Ferry Terminal Overheard by: wait, what?? Drunk chick to another: I keep feeding you but you keep throwing up, and I keep giving you alcohol but you’re still mad. What should I do? –Diner, 9th Ave Overheard by: Ladle Woman at pay phone: Maybe she threw up because of the heat, or maybe because she’s just a harlot. I don’t know! –Union Square Dude: When I get off the train I am throwing up, but that doesn’t mean the party’s over. –6 train, between 33rd & 42nd