Asian dude to friends: So, he told me that you shouldn’t drink water after eating watermelon or else the seeds would grow in your stomach, and I was like, ‘Are you kidding me? That’s apple juice!’ –Bronx Science Thug teen: I can’t drink soda. I drink soda, I’m drunk. –J train Overheard by: Jon A. Chick: In a Snapple bottle?! How could he get it stuck in there?! –Nostrand & Ave U Bimbette: I wanna be a fly on the wall. You know — just an eyeball in the Kool-Aid. –E train Overheard by: Ashley Black guy to scene kid: Yo, he’s got that Mountain Dew haircut. –23rd St Conductor: Please take all possessions, including newspapers, bags, and litter, including empty bottles of Snapple — the official drink of New York City — and enjoy what is left of your weekend. –A train Overheard by: Sarah