Dude: Civilizations have dried and died on my chest. –D train Tween: … And I’m like, ‘Hello, clit.’ –E Houston Girl: I keep picturing your eye in my stomach. –1 train Overheard by: Emily Little girl: Mom! That girl’s poking her eyebrow at me! –70th & Broadway Asian girl: I should be paying for all this. It’s just going to all end up on my face anyways. –Food Emporium, Murray Hill Overheard by: Jesse