Excited 50-ish dad to toddler: Come over here, Jameson! Hey, Jameson, we’re going to go get some beer! C’mon! –Times Square Overheard by: Rose Fox Late-20s chick to 10-year-old girl: You really shouldn’t be drinking… –74th & Broadway Eight-year-old boy to older brother: This lemonade smells like alcohol. It has an alcoholic after-taste. Yum! –TGI Fridays, 54th & Lex Man to wife: There is nothing funnier than a drunken two-year-old. –5th Ave Overheard by: Lee Harvey