Man on cell: I have a rash there, too! –LaGuardia Overheard by: Ewww! Girl to friends: So yeah, I found out today that I have second-hand ADD… –86th & Broadway Overheard by: the doc Barker to another who spit on him: Man, why you spittin’? What if you got laryngitis? Your next customer’s gonna get AIDS! –Astroland, Coney Island Overheard by: Greg Costello Feminine real estate broker guy on cell: … And then tuberculosis Betty walked in! –Real estate office, 47th & Madison Overheard by: Felago Girl on cell: Honestly, if you have leukemia, you should not be doing coke. –34th & 8th