Once the Jungle Gets a Toehold in the City, It's Curtains for All of Us

Thug, screaming: Get that shit off me, yo! Get that shit off me!
Queer holding potted plant: Relax, it can't hurt you.
Thug: Get that Jurassic Park shit away from me! That shit suck yo' finger off -- I seen it!
Queer, offended: It's not a Venus fly trap, it's celery.
Thug: Suck yo' finger right off...!

--L train

Overheard by: LJ