Drunk man: You know, garbage trucks are the diamonds of New York. Just… nobody knows they are in the rough. –Bar, 1st & Houston Overheard by: Csmith Drunk, barefoot girl: The streets of New York aren’t that dirty… Right…? –68th & 2nd Mom to little kid in middle of sidewalk: Honey, please stand aside. These people are in a hurry — they’re New Yorkers. –68th & Broadway Angry woman on cell: New York is just as relaxing as Italy! –81st & 3rd Wannabe hipster chick: New York is so overwhelming. Let’s just live off our parents’ money forever! –Sweet Paradise, Canal & Orchard Overheard by: zp