Wheelbo: All them stories they tell kids about the stork coming? Naw, man! Babies come here on a big spaceship! There’s a baby factory somewhere in the middle of Nevada! –Subway platform, 53rd & 5th Tourist: I saw a black man in a black suit, and I was looking for aliens because it was like Men in Black. It was scary. Black in black… –Hoyt-Schermerhorn station College girl: I got so worked up I almost threw up in the back seat… ‘Cause I thought there were aliens… –66th & 3rd Overheard by: Skyler Fox Drunk guy: You think you’re an alien? You’re a human being, you fuck! –Mercer St, between 8th & Waverly Pl