With These Wednesday One-Liners, I Thee Wed

Man on phone: I thought you were calling to tell me you're getting married. That would have been terrible.

--45th & 8th

Overheard by: Lisa

Metromosexual on cell: Lady-fag and Rainblow Brite are getting married.

--Bedford & 5th, Brooklyn

Little Asian girl talking on toy cell: What? Tomorrow? Marry you?!

--Waiting room, Ft Greene Department of Health

Overheard by: nooners

Angry woman to loser husband: If you want this marriage to work, we need to move to Baltimore.

--Starbucks, 59th & Lex

Girl on cell: No, I don't think sleeping with her again will help... Because, honestly, you shouldn't be sleeping with anybody else... I mean, Jesus Christ, we are engaged!

--Starbucks, 23rd & 6th

Man to woman: So, he told you he wasn't dating anybody, but he didn't tell you he was married?

--11th & Broadway