She's Probably Hearing the Siren Song of the Catholic Church

Fag hag: So, how's your hot cousin?
Queer: He's dating this girl now... She's cute, tall... Looks like Katie Holmes -- has the same look on her face.
Fag hag: What look is that?
Queer: You know -- sad.

--Nederlander Theatre

Overheard by: Crazy Legs Freddy