So I Can Hit Them Up for Some Change

Jewish guy, to young white couple: Excuse me, are you Jewish?
Hobo: Man, do they fucking look Jewish?! Leave them the fuck alone, and get the hell outta here!

--9th & 2nd

Overheard by: 54

Headline by: Michael DeLong

Runners-Up:
· "Go Circumcise Somebody Else!" - John
· "Jesus Returns to Do Some Street Work" - Sim Etrias
· "Let My People Go, Bitch!" - jenna
· "Moses Had Such A Temper" - Dion
· "Sorry, Didn't Notice He Was Short One Foreskin." - Sheathed
· "Where Can I Get a Hobo Bodyguard?" - Ashley


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