Black uptown guy: Look at the fruit and shit. We don’t have fruit and shit like this uptown. Look at the mangoes. We never see mangoes that big uptown. [White lady walks by with ugly Pit Bull.]
Black uptown girl: Oh, look at the cute puppy! Hello, puppy, how ya doin’?
Black uptown guy: Look at the fucking fruit! We don’t have shit like kiwis uptown. Damn, look at the peaches and plums. They’re much bigger here! –75th & Broadway Overheard by: Rahni