Big lady: What!? No snow cones? For shame! For shame, motherfucker. –Bodega, 31st & 2nd Overheard by: liza 80-ish woman: When has the proof ever been in the pudding?! –N train Mom to kid: What do you want? No candy, so don’t even look down there. Do you want a doughnut? –Fire Island Ferry Terminal Girl to frat boy: Uh, yeah, I just wanted to let you know what happened last night. You squirted maple syrup into my eye and my contact fell out! I had to walk home with one eye and syrup in the other! –Union Square Overheard by: BSBJ White boy eating pocky: Now, the most important rule of pocky is this — do not let Asian kids know that you have pocky, because they will rape you for it, and then you will not have anymore pocky. –Stuyvesant High Ghetto girl: Tameesha! What? Ain’t nothin’ organic ’bout no fudge! –The Met Market, 2nd Ave Overheard by: Unrelenting Monkey