Guy smoking with his buddy, disgusted: Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and go, ‘Oh my god, I can’t believe someone is attracted to me’? –44th & 7th Overheard by: Michelle Street vendor, as homely Brazilian chicks pass: You are a disgrace to the country of Brazil! Ugly! –46th & 6th Man on cell: Eh, she was kinda lizardy-looking… –14th & Broadway Overheard by: sean Smoking street vendor chick to friends: I mean, if you’re going to be ugly, at least be articulate. –N 6th & Bedford Girl to another: I mean, I think he is attractive, but it took me a while to think that. –St. Mark’s & 3rd