Man selling handmade finger puppets: It’s the only place you can give someone the finger without being offensive! –58th & Madison Overheard by: Suriya Loud Brit to no one in particular: No matter what happens, I will not be a puppet! –9th & 4th station Overheard by: Russ Wall Skinny, dirty guy: I’m your fuckin’ puppeteer, bro. I’ll crawl right into your asshole and control your every move. –Houston Overheard by: AdHoculi History grad student: It’s a long story. And much better if told with finger puppets. –Library, Barnard College