For Some Reason, after That Game We Drifted Apart

Guy, as David Wright comes up to bat and stadium erupts with cheers: Oooh, all the girls want David Wright.
Girlfriend: He's pretty good-looking... He's a hottie.
Guy: I'd totally do him... Yep, I would fuck David Wright even if he wasn't on the Mets.

--Shea Stadium

Overheard by: Moving a few rows back...