That and This Cattle Prod

Salesguy #1, about teen crowd blocking the door: Do you want to tell them to leave?
Salesguy #2: No.
Salesguy #1: Why not?
Salesguy #2: Because I don't want to get my ass whooped, that's why! [Teens leave a few minutes later.] See, they're gone! It's all in the power of positive thinking!

--T-Mobile Store, 732 Broadway