Don't Stop 'til You Hit Columbia

Creepy guy, with buddy: Hey, do you girls live here?
Girl: Yes.
Creepy guy: Do you know where the main street is with all the little streets coming off it?
Girl: Uh...
Creepy guy: Do you know where we can get some coke?
Girl: Oh, go that way.

--11th & 3rd

Overheard by: Otto