Wednesday One-or-the-Other-Liners

Charity worker: Help the homeless! [Androgynous person walks by] Even a pretty girl... boy... whatever-that-was can help!

--Times Square

Chick, wistfully: That was Vadim. He was from St. Petersburg. When we broke up he stole all my dresses.

--A train

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Large black security guard, inspecting guy's Sephora bag: You da man!

--Hayden Planetarium

Pierced 20-ish chick: So, the last time I pegged a guy he wouldn't stop jabbering on and on about how much he loved trannies. It just made me shove in the strap-on harder.

--Delancey & Orchard

Overheard by: Californian

Guy: I sirred a ma'am today. But, in my defense, she was a very sir-able ma'am.

--33rd & Broadway