Dude to another: … And he said he found a recipe for turning human beings into mutton. –Coney Island Overheard by: Psychlone Kid: Boogers taste like paste! –Park Slope Overheard by: paste eater Chick: So I didn’t know what it was… And then I put it in my mouth… –Benny’s Burritos Man: I’ve never eaten a fetus that big… –8th Ave, near 14th St Professor: I mean, I was looking into Christianity, but then I was driven to cannibalism… –Eugene Lang College Jock: Man, the things I would eat out of her ass…! –Union Square