Man to friend: … And then she put her pussy on my head. –W 4th & 7th Overheard by: Shaggy Large black lady to friends: I mean, her vagina was fuckin’ huge! You could put a whole fist in that thing! –W 4th & 6th Overheard by: Sophia Casanova Teen girl on cell: I really wanted to be like, ‘Listen, bud — this isn’t working, so can you please remove your fingers from my vagina?’ –B1 bus stop, Bensonhurst Female: I think my vagina is malfunctioning. –E 112th St Overheard by: Mine, too Loud guy to male friend: There’s something about a vagina that just makes you evil! No offense. –4th & Mercer Overheard by: none taken