Girl: This better be it, or I will pee on your leg. I’m serious this time. –Union Square South College girl: Wait. If you didn’t pee in a jar, then where did you pee? –Broadway Drunk chick: I can not give you a no-pee guarantee. –25th & 6th Coworker to another: I think I have to stand in the bathroom with you. I just can’t seem to get the right angle. –Office, Midtown Southern tourist lady looking at bathroom line: Well, can we pee on the street? –Hirschfeld Theater